Hermann & Newton :D
How to sext: a tutorial by tumblr user analmermaidprincess
You know, I put on the big act, storm away in a huff, then I fly off, wait for you to double cross Mal, beat you to the rendezvous spot and grab the loot before you can get to it. What, you didn’t see it coming? You know, I’m a little disappointed. Some of the crew’s performances weren’t quite as nuanced as they could have been. I thought they might have tipped the fact that we were playing you from the second Mal took you out of that crate. Oh, well. Guess not. You’re not going to die, you big baby. The authorities will be here in a few hours to dig you out.